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It's here, and it's hot! This is a compilation of ten years of the best of the monthly newsletters. Celebrate whatever by treating yourself or someone you love to a copy!

Rated U for Universal! You do NOT have to be a musician to love this book!

The Fake Testimonials are in!

"Illuminating! Enlightening!" – Andre Megawatts

"So Faure, so Gounod!" – Richard Goodenuf

If I were alive, I would buy 20 copies for my kids!" – J.S. Bach

And so are the Real Ones!

"John Lampkin is incredibly gifted, with a wonderful sense of humor" – Piano Quarterly

"This book is so hilarious, I can't believe I wrote it!" – John Lampkin, world-famous composer and author

72 pages, paperback, 6"x9"

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Over the past two decades, John Lampkin's compositions and writings have attracted a devoted fan club of audiences, teachers, students, concert artists, orchestras and ensembles. All materials may be ordered here. Teachers and Music Retailers are entitled to special discounts, and can email to establish an account.


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John Lampkin is an experienced speaker and presenter at meetings, workshops and conventions, and invites email contact from all.


603 Route 306 Suffern, New York, 10901
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